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Tatiana!
Excuse me, sorry.
Tatiana?
Oh, Mr. Wayne, how charming, you found me. 韦恩先生，多迷人啊，你找到我了
I'm desperately searching for Honey, have you seen her? 我在找蜂蜜，你见过她吗？
Pardon?
I'm looking for Honey,have you seen her? 我在找蜂蜜，你见过她吗？
Honey?
Yes.
I don't know where she is, come on, join in.
No, I can't, thank you.
哦，来吧，你这个假正经 Oh come you rascal, jump in the conga line
永远放荡 and debauch for eternity.
I'm alright.
哦，来吧，帅哥，放松点 Oh come on handsome, loosen up.
(PERFORMER SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
[SHOEROPE] Honey?
Honey!
(PUNCHING AND GRUNTING)
(SOFT JAZZY THEME)
(SOFT DRAMATIC THEME)
是你打的电话？夫人 You called Madam?
[HONEY] Brilliant.
你的身材太完美了 You're the perfect size.
Good.
我不知道你到底是什么意思 I'm at a loss at detecting what you mean exactly.
那是你的职业，先生，侦探 [HONEY] That is your profession sir, to detect.
我有自己的时间 I have my moments.
我们都有自己的时间 We all have our moments.
艺术在于养成习惯 The art lies in making a habit of them.
Call me honey.
How do you do Honey?
肖洛普探长 Inspector Shoerope.
Yes.
你还有一些事情要做 You have some catching up to do Inspector Shoerope.
香槟？ Champagne?
谢谢，我值班时不喝酒 Oh, thank you but I refrain from the liquor when on duty.
Fuck that.
我还没有启动你的工业时钟 I'm yet to start your industrial clock.
Go on.
如果你坚持的话 If you insist.
永远不要坚持，永远坚持 Never insist, always persist.
So what am I?
I'm sorry?
去参加万圣节前夕的化装舞会 For my Hallow's Eve costume party.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
欢迎，万圣节前夜的食尸鬼 Welcome, you ghastly ghouls of Hallow's Eve,
参加一年一度的服装比赛 to the annual costume contest.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
You know what time it is.
我在此宣布，开始 I hereby announce, commence.
如果我叫你的名字，你就是被提名人 If I call your name you are a nominee,
把你温文尔雅的自己带到这个舞台上 saunter your suave self onto this very stage
和你的孩子一起喝一杯 and have a fine boogie-woogie with yours truly.
You are invited. 我们邀请你
Your nominees are, 你的候选人是
Candy.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
Mr. Fairweather.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
Mr. Allbright.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
Honey.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
Kitty.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
And last but by no means least, Mr. Wayne. 最后压轴的是，韦恩先生
(APPLAUDING CEASING)
Right.
Please don't tell me you're completely unaware. 别告诉我你不知道
[SHOEROPE] I'm afraid so. 恐怕是这样
Huh.
Shame. 羞愧
Here.
(SOFT MUSIC)
A bee.
Correct. 对的
You really should place Hallow's Eve in your calendar. 你真该把万圣前夜画在日历上
It's such a marvelous occasion. 如此美妙的时刻
(JAZZY THEME)
It's also my birthday. 今天也是我的生日
Why,
many happy returns. 许多快乐的回报
(EERIE MUSIC)
Aren't you going to ask my age? 你不问问我的年龄吗？
Gentlemen never do. 绅士绝不
Ladies never tell. 女人绝对不说
I have an entire room filled with costumes 我有一整个房间都是服装
Inspector Shoerope, a vast collection, 肖洛普探长，大量的收藏品
for to feast your eyes. 为了让你大饱眼福
Everything from cowboys to Indians to pirates to sailors, 从牛仔到印第安人，从海盗到水手
to kings, to queens, 敬国王，敬王后
to cops, to robbers. 对警察，对强盗
But for you, I know exactly what your get-up should be. 但对你，我知道你该怎么做
I'm in your hands. 我在你手里
Like I said, 就像我说的
it will fit perfectly. 它会很合身的
You're the same size, you and my... 你的身材一样，你和我
(DRAMATIC THEME MUSIC)
(SOFT MUSIC)
You were the same size. 你也一样
("IN THE MOOD" BY GLEN MILLER)
It was precisely as this we entered the dance floor 就在这时，我们走进舞池
only a year ago, my husband and I.
We held hands like so, you and me, this very second. 就在这一秒，我们像这样手牵着手，你和我
(PEOPLE CHEERING AND CHATTERING)
Although where I am utterly disappointed, 虽然我非常失望
is my husband was consuming liquor far quicker. 我丈夫喝酒快多了
As I spoke upon my arrival, mixing business with pleasure 在我到达时，我一边说，一边把生意和快乐混在一起
is against my code of conduct. 违反了我的行为准则
Well change your code with gusto dear sir. 亲爱的先生，我们更改了密码
It is I conducing your cherished conduct after all. 毕竟是我在引导你珍爱的行为
You must spend your evening exactly as my dear 你必须那样度过夜晚
deceased husband spent his because then, 因为亡夫那时候
and only then, can you detect the truth. 只有这样，你才能找出真相
Conveniently at this juncture we separated upon my saying, 就在这个时候
run along darling and obtain yourself another drink. 去吧，亲爱的，再喝一杯
You know I like my men wet. 你知道我喜欢我的男人
("IN THE MOOD" BY GLEN MILLER)
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
Excuse me, there we go.
I say, cheeky.
A mightily strong touch you possess Sheriff. 警长，你拥有一种强烈的触感
Apologies Madam, I'm attempting my way 我在尝试我的方式
into the bar is all. 进入酒吧，就是一切
That is most certainly not all, the two of us 当然不是全部，是我们俩
bar-bound now sir, take my hand, 先生，抓住我的手
lead me to the watering-hole. 带我到水坑
I'm really just trying to sneak on through, Madam. 我只是想偷偷溜过去
Sneak for two damn you, I insist, with a vigorous thirst. 我坚持强烈的干渴，两个该死的贼
Certainly, ah, Mr. Wayne. 当然，韦恩先生
Tatiana, thoughts on my costume please Mr. Wayne? 我的衣服如何，韦恩先生？
[SHOEROPE] Grand. 好极了
Thank you, I'm a Gazelle. 我是一只小羚羊
Huh, delightful 令人愉快
Last year, I was a rhinoceros. 去年，我是一头犀牛
Very impressive. 非常令人过目不忘
And the year before that, a hippo. 前年是一只河马
Very fucking impressive. 真他妈让人过目不忘
The idles of a wasted war-time youth. 浪费了年轻人的战斗时间
Not wasted on me, my knees most certainly went idle. 不是浪费在我身上，我的膝盖肯定是闲置的
Is it loaded? 上膛了吗？
I have replaced the costume revolver with my own, so yes. 我已经换掉了那把假手枪，所以是的
I can tell Sheriff. 我可以告诉探长
May I ask you a question?
You don't think I should have been a French maid, do you? 你不会认为我是个法国女佣吧？
No I consider your bee splendidly special. 不，我认为你的蜜蜂非常特别
Really, truly?
I'm so perfectly spoiled for choice, see. 你看，我被宠坏了
[SHOEROPE] I can.
I do so love to throw a costume party. 我真的很喜欢化装舞会
It would seem. 似乎是这样
Any excuse. 任何借口
I haven't the pleasure of attending many. 我无幸参加许多会议
It is my absolute favorite avocation. 这是我最喜欢的业余爱好
They do have a certain charm. 他们确实有某种魅力
[HONEY] Precisely. 没错
[SHOEROPE] And magic.
But the trials and tribulations... 但是考验和磨难
Of those I am familiar. 那些我熟悉的
Of making up one's own mind. 自己做主
[SHOEROPE] Honey?
Yes,
Inspector Shoerope? 肖洛普探长？
I'm reluctant to slice such a moment of contemplation 我不愿意错过，沉思时刻
and deliberation but it's my professional prerogative, nay, 但这是我的职业特权
duty, nay, requirement, 责任，不，要求
to understand what it is exactly 去了解它到底是什么
for which you summoned my services. 你为此召见了我
I thought you'd never ask. 我以为你不会问的
One can't be too careful on this most haunted of evenings. 在这个闹鬼的夜晚，再小心也不为过
Prying ears everywhere, you see. 到处窥探，你看
And wandering eyes aplenty. 迷茫的眼睛
I'm sure you're often thrust into tragic circumstances, 我肯定你经常，被推到悲惨的境地
a man of your profession, but this one does carry 一个像你这样的人，但这个确实
a certain particular jeopardy. 某种特殊的危险
Tragedy most certainly is a... 悲剧当然是
I'm not finished, sir. 我还没说完
Not in the slightest. 一点也没有
You see, exactly one year ago today, 一年前的今天
on this very evening, and in this very home, 就在今晚，在这个家
my husband was brutally murdered. 亡夫被残忍杀害了
Gosh. 老天
I'd heard snippets of such a crime from my new colleagues 我从同事那听到过这件罪行
in the station but hadn't the chance to put 但没有机会
two and two together. 两个一起
Well said, colleagues were success-less 说得好，同事们都没那么成功
in their pursuit of the truth, without imagination. 他们追求真理，没有想象力
[SHOEROPE] Imagination is a gift received all too seldom. 想象力是天赐的礼物。
Quite. 完全
And solving a crime requires more than just dotting 破案需要的不仅仅是热情
the Is and crossing the Ts. 正在穿过Ts
This is true.
Tell me, how long have you wielded the weight of justice? 告诉我，你伸张正义多久了？
Three weeks, Honey.
(LAUGHING)
My, we've not a second more to spare. 我们没有多余的时间了
I've relentlessly ensured that every party guest 我坚持不懈地保证每一位聚会的客人
who was in attendance last year 去年谁参加了
is again present this evening. 今晚又来了
Look, I sent out invitations from the 我从学校发出邀请
identical address book, painstakingly received 一模一样的通讯录
and cross-referenced all RSVPs. 引用所有RSVP
And tonight, upon cocktail hour, 今晚，在鸡尾酒时间
I stood at our entrance as a permanent fixture, 入口处，一个永久的固定装置
striking off names without exception 无一例外地删除名字
as each respective individual arrived. 当每个人到达时
Along with a perfectly pleasant greeting of course. 当然有一个，非常愉快的问候
Naturally. 顺理成章
So the fucker who murdered my husband 那个杀了我丈夫的混蛋
on this very evening only a year ago must again 就在一年前的今晚
be present tonight. 今晚出席
I see.
And what of the staff? 员工呢？
# Whoa
# This is
# The happy house
# We're happy here
In five more years, I'll have been all of the animals 再过五年，我将成为所有动物
in a Kenyan safari. 在肯尼亚的野生动物园里
What were you last year? 去年你是什么？
I wasn't here. 我不在这里
You don't say?
Fresh meat. 新鲜的肉
You're fortunate gazelles are herbivores. 你很幸运羚羊是食草动物
For you however, I might make an exception. 对你，我可以破例
Don't fracture the food chain on my behalf, please. 请不要为我，破坏了食物链
What would you like? 你想要什么？
Champagne with a twist of champagne, please and thank you. 请给我加一点香槟，谢谢
Champagne and a scotch. 香槟和苏格兰威士忌
You're awfully brave wearing this sheriff costume. 你穿这警服真勇猛
Brave?
Why yes, considering the tragedy of a year ago. 想想一年前的悲剧
The murder you mean?
Precisely, and the fact that the victim was... 准确地说，而且受害者
(LOUD SUCKING)
Uh!
Bang!
It wasn't me Sheriff, I didn't do it, 不是我，探长，不是我干的
you've got the wrong man, by golly you have. 你找错人了
Quite the costume sir, Mr. Conick. 很漂亮，科尼克先生
Thank you, Wayne.
Mr. Wayne.
You may so disclose your ponderings on mine. 你可以透露你对我的想法
Truly something. 真是了不起
I'm Sherlock Holmes.
Yes, you are.
Ooh, excellent choice my man, scotch me up too. 很好，伙计，把我的也喝了
Oh and I see you're lubricating the cheeky gazelle. 我看你在给那只羚羊加油
Stop it Mr. Conick, you must set a good example. 你必须树立一个好榜样
This is Mr. Wayne's first year here.
Oh well, aren't you the needle in the haystack. 你这是大海捞针
Allow me to welcome you to our wonderful Hallow's Eve bash. 欢迎参加我们，美妙的万圣前夕聚会
Our?
Mr. Conick is something of a celebrity around these parts. 科尼克先生在这一带算是名人了
It's an honor to claim your company sir. 先生，很荣幸能与您结伴
Oh my family simply shares close ties 我的家人非常亲密
with the local land is all. 土地就是一切
Close ties, meaning they have all the land tied up. 亲密，就是他们所有的土地都绑在了一起
Don't let our dear friend's modesty fool you. 别被谦虚的表象所欺骗了
If you're looking to purchase a regional property, 如果你想购买一处区域房产
this man's family shall seal the deal. 这人全家将达成协议
We are in Conick-on-Marsh after all. 我们毕竟是在科尼克的土地上
("WHAT A WASTER" BY THE LIBERTINES")
# What a waster
# What a fucking waster
# You pissed it all up the wall #
# Round the corner
# Where they chased her there's tears coming #
I'm in awe of your unique efforts Honey, really, 我很敬畏你的独特努力
but one can never recreate what has 但我们永远无法重现曾经的一切
passed with complete sincerity. 完全真诚地通过了
There is always the possibility, if not inevitability 总有可能，如果不可避免
of a fleeting fancy throwing a spanner in the works. 一个在工作中扔扳手的短暂幻想
Keep your fancy spanner sheathed. 把你的幻想扳手套起来
As it was, as it is. 原来如此
All that's divergent is my broken heart. 唯一不同的是我破碎的心
Last year it was very much whole. 去年非常完整
You have my undying compassion. 你有我永恒的同情心
Oh spare me your sympathy. 别同情我
Feelings are for the frail. 感情是给脆弱的人的
And the frail alone. 只有脆弱的人
I'm right in assuming that, 我的假设是对的
should I accept this investigation, 如果我接受调查
we would be in cahoots in my insisting none of the guests 我们会在婚礼上合谋
discover my true identity. 发现我的真实身份
Go on.
It would compromise the covert nature of my inquiry. 这会影响我调查的秘密性
I would consider calling myself a certain, 我会考虑
Mr. Wayne.
And all those who pry shall receive 所有窥探的人都将得到
our agreed decoy answer, Mr. Wayne. 我们商定诱饵答案
You are my chaperone, with whom I intend to conclude 你是我的陪护，我想与你结束
the evening in the height of passion, concur? 傍晚时分，在激情澎湃的时候，同意了吗？
As you wish. 如你所愿
Settled then. 那就解决了
Come, come, time waits for no man. 来吧，来吧，时间不等人
Oh, stop it Tatiana, you'll inflate even the most 哦，别说了，塔蒂亚娜，你甚至会让最有经验的人都感到兴奋
viscous of egos with such flattery. 用这种奉承来掩饰自负
Not quite any property you understand Mr. Wayne, 不完全是任何财产
despite my incessant advances, our magnificent venue 尽管我不停地劝说，但我们宏伟的场地
for this evening remains very much in the tenacious hands 今晚的比赛仍然顽强进行着
of the charmingly nouveau Ms. Honey. 迷人的新派
Indeed. 真的
I am content with my current abode but should my wings 我对我目前的住所很满意，但我的翅膀是否应该
grow restless, I'll flap them in your direction. 如果你感到不安，我就把它们往你的方向拍
When the soaring skies beckon, a Conick nest, thatched, 当翱翔的天空在召唤，一个科尼克的草窝
swept and dressed awaits. 扫地和穿衣等待着
Here, I'm certain I've seen your costume before old boy. 在这里，我确信我以前见过你的服装，老伙计
Yes, I'm sure, the shop-teller from whom I'm purchased it 是的，我肯定，我从他那里买的
just yesterday advised it was a particularly potent pick. 就在昨天，我建议这是一个特别有力的选择
Apparently so. 显然是这样
Wonderfully authentic. 奇妙的真实
Hmm, wonderfully damning too. 也是奇妙的破坏
Tatiana don't.
He knows.
[SHOEROPE] Knows what.
[CONICK] Enough please. 够了
About Honey's husband.
- Really, come on. - Oh, I do yes.
A right royal miserable subject. 一个正确的皇家悲惨主题
[SHOEROPE] And what of it?
Let's hope you have better luck.
- Must we? - Luck?
[TATIANA] Yes.
No.
Ah, marvelous, allons-y Tatiana, a dance is due. 奇妙的，该跳舞了
Well we can't leave Mr. Wayne all alone. 我们不能让韦恩先生一个人呆着
Oh, I'm quite alright, thank you. 我很好，谢谢你
What do you mean by all this luck and bravery? 你说的这些幸运和勇敢是什么意思？
Well honey's husband was wearing a sheriff's costume 哈尼的亡夫穿了一件探长的制服
when he was murdered of course. 当然是在他被谋杀的时候
It's rather a cursed get-up. 这是一个受诅咒的装扮
I see.
[TATIANA] Don't fret though. 不要担心
Lightning seldom strikes twice. 闪电很少会出现两次
My feet are simply ravenous for a lick of the jitterbug 我的双脚渴望吉特巴的味道
and I insist they be fed. 我坚持要让他们吃饱
A dear moment, golly. 一个亲爱的时刻，天哪
It's been a pleasure Mr. Wayne. 韦恩先生，我很荣幸
[SHOEROPE] The pleasure was all mine Tatiana.
Mr. Conick.
Good evening.
(JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING)
[SHOEROPE] Just borrowing you. 只是借你
[HONEY] Excuse me for a moment,
a dabble of fun, I assure you. 我向你保证，这是个有趣的小插曲
(EERIE MUSIC)
Whatever's the matter? 不管是什么事？
Name your game. 命名你的游戏
Oh, Inspector Shoerope, how becoming and in such company. 多么令人羡慕啊
Why this costume? 为什么是这套服装？
Sorry?
The costume upon my back, why this one? 我背上的服装，为什么是这个？
Um, well it's a perfect fit, and quite magnificently apt. 完美的契合点，相当华丽贴切
Oh yes?
That we agreed. 这一点我们同意
Your murdered husband was a sheriff.
(EERIE MUSIC)
I did have an ulterior motive for the marriage 我的婚姻的确别有用心
of body to costume, I confess. 我承认，从身体到服装都是如此
I'm listening. 我在听
This was the exact garb my husband was wearing 这正是我亡夫穿过的
upon his death only a year ago. 在他死前的一年
They very same? 他们非常相同？
Precisely. 正是如此
Oh no, Inspector Shoerope, I've preserved it 警官，我把它保存起来了
with such delicate love and care, 用如此细腻的爱和关怀
let not a moment of heat set it alight. 不要让一时的热度点燃它
Love and care my foot. 爱与关怀我的脚
It's evidence if you please, evidence. 如你愿意，这就是证据，证据
Precisely.
[HONEY] Oh be careful.
It's coming right off.
Please don't do that.
Absolute insanity. 绝对精神错乱
Stop, I beg you. 停下，求你了
It's a sordid idea. 肮脏的想法
This is enough! 这就够了
(SOFT DRAMATIC THEME)
I'm bewitched, Inspector Shoerope. 我糊涂了，警官
Bewitched. 迷魂阵
Upon my husband's final exhalation I vowed that 亡夫最后一次呼气时，我发誓说
I would deliver his killer to the unforgiving arms 我将把凶手送入无情的怀抱
of justice and I am eternally haunted until this 在这之前，我永远被困扰着
I have done.
I desperately assumed that it would benefit 我急切地认为，这将有利于
your investigation and therefore my bedeviled self 你的调查，困扰着我
if you looked and you felt exactly as he did 如果你的感觉和他一模一样
while trying to solve this most muddled of murder mysteries. 同时试图解决这个最混乱的谋杀之谜
I am humbled to be of assistance, Honey. 我很荣幸能提供帮助
I can't however say I'm familiar, 然而我不能说我很熟悉
nor comfortable with such methodology. 也不适应这种方法
Because a man only truly understands another man 一个人只有真正了解另一个人
when he's stepping in his shoes, feeling what he felt, 踏上他的鞋子，感受他的感受
and possessing what he possessed. 拥有他所拥有
You see, you can see here,
the slight scarring from the fatal wound upon the fabric. 织物上的致命伤口，留下的轻微疤痕
I do.
I undertook the reparations myself as a form of therapy 我自己承担了赔偿工作，作为一种治疗形式
but a kitchen knife thrust with great force 但是，菜刀用很大的力气刺入
is a tedious mark to erase entirely. 是一个乏味的标记，要完全抹去
And when I found him... 而当我找到他时
What of it? 它是什么？
The murder weapon was still within, 凶器还在里面
and blood cascaded from the fatal wound. 鲜血从致命的伤口中喷涌而出
Any evidence from the scene of the crime? 在犯罪现场有什么证据吗？
The killer must have been wearing gloves, 凶手一定戴着手套
for no fingerprints adorned the handle of the blade. 因为刀柄上没有指纹
And countless hours spent scouring the kitchen, 还花了无数个小时在厨房里搜寻
for that's where his life was terminated, 因为他的生命就在这里终止了
proved futile in our attempts to discover any slither 事实证明，我们发现的任何蛇形结构都是徒劳的
of a clue at all. 根本没有线索
The work of a seasoned hand, I'm sure. 我敢肯定，这是一个经验丰富的人
A seasoned hand that's laid its cold touch 经验丰富，奠定了其冰冷的触摸
on my pillow every night since. 从那以后，我每天晚上都会把它放在枕头上
I drink to sleep, 我借酒浇愁
but the drink duly fuels my tears. 但是，借酒浇愁愁更愁
You have my deepest sympathies. 我表示深切同情
Spare me your fucking sympathy. 饶了我吧，你那该死的同情心
We've established you must. 你必须
Tell me this. 告诉我
Have you ever experienced the pain of parting by death? 你经历过生死离别吗？
I have not. 我没有
Of course not. 当然没有
So run along, 所以，请继续
Sheriff.
You've a crime to solve. 你有一个犯罪问题要解决
(HUNTING THEME MUSIC)
("NIGHTMARE" BY ARTIE SHAW)
(PEOPLE CHATTERING AND LAUGHING)
I didn't foresee spying you here Sheriff. 我没有想到会在这里看到你，探长
Commissioner, my word! 长官
And my surprise is not fused with pleasure. 我的惊讶并不是与快乐相融合
Name your purpose amongst such illustrious company, 在杰出的公司，说出你的目的
Shoerope.
I was called sir.
By whom? 被谁？
Honey, sir.
Finally lost her marbles has she? 她终于失去了理智吗？
In regards to the murder of her husband a year ago, sir. 关于一年前她丈夫被谋杀
Ah, and you flock like a bee to the flower. 你像蜜蜂一样蜂拥而至
I was on duty, sir. 我正在值班
As a sheriff? 作为一个治安官？
She had me change into this upon my arrival actually, sir. 其实是她让我换上这个的
Did she?
Darling?
Darling, I've been searching far and wide for you. 亲爱的，我一直在到处找你
Well done, you've found me sweetheart. 太好了，你已经找到了我，甜心
Meet Inspector Shoerope, Inspector Shoerope, my wife.
My, Inspector Shoerope, you make out to be 你说的是
a superbly swashbuckling sheriff. 一个挥霍无度的探长
Thank you madam, you're a marvelous mermaid. 你是一个了不起的美人鱼
Ah, just a little something I keep hidden 只是我藏起来的一个小东西
in the back of my wardrobe should such an occasion arise. 在我的衣柜后面，如果出现这样的情况
Nothing really. 真的没有什么
Oh that's not true dearest, 那不是真的，亲爱的
it's quite the prize possession. 这是很有价值的财产
Stop Commissioner, a lady never spares her secrets, silly. 住手，长官，一位女士从不放过她的秘密，傻瓜
You're making me blush. 你让我脸红了
Well, you can run that little blush of yours off 好吧，你可以把你的小脸蛋擦掉
with a jaunt to the bar. 去酒吧转一圈
I was rather hoping to catch a stash of fresh air my love. 我倒是希望能抓住一丝新鲜空气
It'll still be here when you return, sugarplum. 你回来的时候它还会在这里，糖糖
Shoerope and I require two scotches. 两杯苏格兰威士忌
Of course.
Inspector Shoerope.
[SHOEROPE] Madam.
Bothersome she may sometimes be, but I love her. 她有时可能很烦人，但我爱她
I'm Captain Hook, approve? 我是虎克船长，同意吗？
I assumed sir, it's very good. 我想，先生，这非常好
Thank you, we decided on a nautical theme this year. 谢谢你，我们今年决定以航海为主题
# Lover's rock
# But woops there goes the strength that you need #
# To make real cool lover's rock #
# A genuine lover takes off his clothes #
# And he can make a lover in a
Now, Shoerope, what has she told you? 她告诉你什么了？
Who, Sir?
Honey, of the murder.
Oh right, yes, quite a fair amount actually sir. 实际上很多
In fact you rather caught me in a contemplative moment. 事实上，你反而让我陷入了沉思
Don't trust a word of it. 不要相信任何一个字
Why ever not? 为什么？
I'm your ranking officer, do as I say, 我是你的上级，照我说的做
not a single word she has spoken nor shall speak 她没有说过一个字，也不会说一个字
with her maniacal mouth is to be trusted. 她那张疯狂的嘴，是值得信任的
You promise me this?
Well, I certainly have to request that you explain your... 那么，我当然要求你，解释你的...
[RUSSELL] OK, you dirty rotten scoundrels. 你们这些肮脏腐朽的恶棍
Slither yourselves to the dance floor pronto, 尽快把自己送到舞池
all to the dance floor at once. 所有的人一下子都到了舞池
Huzzah, they're going to announce the best costume winners 欢呼声中，他们将宣布最佳服装奖得主
and then they bob for apples, 然后他们晃晃悠悠地去买苹果
this is the most exciting part and quite frankly dear boy, 坦率的说，这是最令人兴奋的部分，亲爱的孩子
I fancy my chances this year. 我看好今年的机会
Well on your toes now Mr. Wayne, 现在你的脚趾头好了
we're all ready and waiting. 我们都准备好了，等待着
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
The nominees, you ghostly fiends of the night, 被提名人，你们这些黑夜中的幽灵般的魔鬼
but wait, but wait,
there can only be two winners. 只能有两个赢家
Two winners ladies and gentlemen,
one lady and one gentleman.
(AUDIENCE HOOTING)
Our lady champion is,
our beautiful host, Honey.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
Any words for your thoroughly adoring fans? 有什么话要对你的粉丝说吗？
I'd like to thank you all awfully from the very bottom 我想从根本上感谢你们所有人
of my heart.
Such a wonderful Hallow's Eve. 这样一个美妙的万圣节前夕
And I am sincerely moved every year by 而我每年都会被真诚感动
each of yours continued attendance. 每个人都继续出席
What an honor it is to be your winner, thank you. 能够成为你们的获奖者是多么荣幸，谢谢你们
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
The wonderful sweet as they come, Honey.
And don't you just look sumptuous, huh? 你看起来是不是很丰满？
How ravishing, I could eat you up for breakfast, 多么迷人，我可以把你当作早餐吃掉
lunch and dinner.
(AUDIENCE HOOTING)
Maybe a little bit on the side, too. 也许也会有一点在旁边
But who will be the lucky gentleman 但谁会是那个幸运的绅士呢？
joining our beautiful lady, who will it be? 加入我们美丽的女士，会是谁呢？
(AUDIENCE HOOTING)
A handsome sheriff to tame our buzzing bee, Mr. Wayne. 一个英俊的探长来驯服我们嗡嗡作响的蜜蜂
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
Congratulations, sir. 恭喜你，先生
You lucky devil, you. 你这个幸运的魔鬼
Any words for your adoring and loving fans? 有什么话要对你的粉丝说吗？
(MICROPHONE GIVING FEEDBACK)
Um...
Thank you.
Thank you all very much.
It's, um...
There you have it ladies and gentlemen,
your wonderful winners of the champion costume contest.
Bring on the apple-bobbing. 带来了苹果的摇晃
Ready, Honey?
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Ready, Mr. Wayne?
(AUDIENCE BOOING)
Now, on my mark we want to see you bob for those apples 现在，听我的口令，我们希望看到你为这些苹果摇摆
like the crazy rotten scoundrels you are. 就像你们这些疯狂腐败的恶棍一样
On your marks, get set,
go.
("GOSH" BY JAMIE XX)
Oh my, oh my.
And Honey is the first to bite.
("GOSH" BY JAMIE XX)
Bob away you debauched Hallow's Eve reprobates. 鲍勃走了，你们这些放荡的万圣前夕罪犯
("GOSH" BY JAMIE XX)
(AUDIENCE BOOING)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
My, this is close ladies and gentlemen, brutally close. 残酷地接近
("GOSH" BY JAMIE XX)
Tensions all around my lovelies, 紧张的气氛围绕着我的爱人
you can slice it with a knife. 你可以用刀切开它
("GOSH" BY JAMIE XX)
Who will it be, who will it be, I just don't know. 会是谁，会是谁，我还不知道
[AUDIENCE] Three, two, one.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
A magnificent comeback by our darling, Honey. 我们可爱人儿的华丽回击
Three succulent apples apiece. 每个人都有三个多汁的苹果
What a civilized result for you dirty, debauched, 对肮脏放荡的人来说，这是多么文明的结果
rotten, scandalous bunch. 腐朽、丑恶的一群人
A draw. 一场平局
Your champions, Mr. Wayne and Honey.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Oh, Inspector Shoerope, what marvelous fun. 多么令人惊叹的乐趣
[SHOEROPE] I'm an apple bobbing fiend. 我是一个摇晃苹果的狂热者
What good, clean, fucking fun.
You do know how to throw quite some party. 你确实知道如何举办相当多的聚会
I do, don't I?
A wicked time. 一个邪恶的时代
Truly. 真的是这样
I should like for to always be in attendance. 我希望能一直出席
You can, you must.
Forever more, each and every year.
I should like that very much.
I feared you were going to run away with those apples 我担心你会带着这些苹果跑掉
and leave me well in your wake. 并在你身后给我留下好印象
You made a spirited comeback. 你做了一个有活力的回击
But you wouldn't do that, would you? 但你不会这样做，对吗？
What?
To me, on my birthday of all days?
Do what?
Unless my sense of human judgment 除非我对人的判断力
has completely capitulated, 已经完全屈服了
then being a well-mannered gentleman I've judged you to be, 然后做一个有教养的绅士
have you not always permitted any competitive endeavor 你不是一直允许任何竞争性的努力吗？
to be forfeited to those withstanding their natal day? 逾期不归的人将会被没收财产？
Why yes, I suppose I have. 为什么是的，我想我有
Forgive me, I was swept away in the excitement 请原谅，我冲昏了头脑
seized by my competitive edge. 竞争优势
The past is past. 过去的已经过去了
The future now holds your redemption. 未来承载着你的救赎
To the future then. 面向未来
Well, hello there my lovelies. 你好，我的爱人
Mr. Conick, you really must knock!
Knock, knock.
The apple bobbing king and queen,
as I live and as I breathe. 就像生活和呼吸一样
Something like that.
Oh and how thoroughly well deserved. 当之无愧
Truly, sincerely, thoroughly. 真正的、真诚的、彻底的
I always think and hope and pray that I might find myself 我总是想，希望和祈祷，或许会发现自己
upon that stage with a victory to boast, but alas not yet. 在舞台上，可以炫耀胜利，但可惜还没有
Not quite yet. 还没有
Patience is a virtue. 耐心是一种美德
Indeed, one of these years I shall reign 事实上，在这些年中，我将统治
supreme, I'm sure. 至高无上，我相信
Simply a law of averages. 只是一个平均法则
You have my vote. 我投你一票
Oh yes, but Honey holds the wand and Honey alone. 是的，但只有她自己持有魔杖
The benefits of being the hostess. 作为女主人的好处
Oh quite, and too right as well. 很好，也太对了
Home advantage and all that, too right. 主场优势和所有这些，也对
Agreed. 同意
I am having an absolute corker. 我有一个绝对重要的机会
Once again, nonetheless. 尽管如此，再一次
Each and every year, the most riotous of times guaranteed. 保证是每年最骚动的时候
It is a requirement I return so that I remember 这是我返回的要求
how good a time I've had, that's how good a time I have. 多么美好的时光，这是我度过的最美好的时光
(HONEY LAUGHING)
Is that a crime? 那是犯罪吗？
Oh gosh golly no, not on my watch at least. 天哪，至少在我的手表上没有
Though I am rather liberal, you do invite me back 虽然我比较自由，但是你邀请我回来的
every year of course, which is integral. 当然每年都有，这是不可或缺的
I thank you.
Oh bang!
Double bang!
Bang, bang!
Either of you care for a tinker? 你们有谁关心修理工？
Thank you but no.
A little dabble? 掺和一下？
I haven't the constitution. 我没有宪法
A simple sniff? 一个简单的嗅觉？
Not for me. 对我来说不是
Some booger sugar? 一些鼻屎糖？
Oh Mr. Conick, please.
Damn shame.
You'll find everything you need here
to spruce, up Mr. Wayne.
Indeed it appears well supplied. 的确，它看起来供应充足
That apple bobbing is a rotten messy business chap. 晃动苹果是一个腐朽混乱的业务
Enjoy.
Honey, shall we peruse the party? 我们要不要参观一下这个？
I'll follow in a moment.
Oh nonsense, away we go. 胡说八道，我们走了
Really, Mr. Conick, I have hostess duties. 我有女主人的职责
Fine, as you wish.
She's a stubborn one, as you know.
I'll be seeing you.
Right, we havea crime to solve.
Of course.
When you are refreshed, 当你神清气爽
meet me in the piano room post-haste. 尽快到琴房来见我
Certainly. 当然
Inspector Shoerope?
Yes?
I do so desperately hope we can solve the mystery 我是如此希望能解开这个谜团
of the murder of my husband only a year ago.
We will.
So that I may live in peace.
You must.
And embrace the future. 拥抱未来
Wholeheartedly. 全心全意
(JAZZY PIANO PLAYING)
Mr. Wayne, my spick and span champion. 我的 "整洁 "冠军
Interrupting something, am I? 打断了什么，是我吗？
Whatever do you mean? 你是什么意思？
I think you know, what was that? 我想你知道，那是什么？
You've endowed me with a greater level 你赋予了我更高的水平
of understanding than I'm afraid I possess. 比我拥有的还要多
What were you discussing with Commissioner? 你和行政长官讨论了什么？
My word, from where has this petulance descended? 我的意思是，这种娇气是从哪儿来的？
In the name of the law, it's imperative I be informed. 法律的名义
[HONEY] You need a drink.
I don't need a drink.
Well, something's required to calm you the fuck down. 需要一些东西，来让你冷静下来
I need you to divulge the truth. 我需要真相
Excuse me?
Commissioner ordered I disbelieve any word 行政长官命令我，不要相信任何
that comes from your mouth. 从你嘴里说出来的话
What?
When? 什么时候？
And in the ensuing costume contest chaos 在随后的混乱比赛中
and apple bobbing and what-not, 和苹果晃动
I failed to uphold said order. 我没有听从那个命令
How dare he. 他怎么敢
I am now reminded of its importance, the truth. 我现在想起了它的重要性，真理
Commissioner and I 行政长官和我
intend to partake 有意参加
in a petite Hallow's Eve treat, 在一个小小万圣前夜的待遇
and you caught us fashioning the arrangements. 而你抓住了我们安排的时机
Excuse me?
We understandably desire it to remain secret. 我们真切希望保守秘密
He must have doubted my ability to keep it so. 他肯定怀疑我是否有能力保持这种状态
You and the commissioner? 你和那个行政长官？
It's merely a physical act of pleasure 这只是一种身体上的快乐行为
we shall share, nothing more. 我们分享，仅此而已
Here's a married man! 这是个已婚的男人！
Mr. Wayne, how insensitive of you! 你怎么这么不敏感！
- Honey... - I am a widow, 我是一个寡妇
a widow if you please. 一个寡妇，如果你愿意的话
I didn't mean that. 我并不是那个意思
Consider my emotions. 考虑到我的情绪
You've outdone even yourself you heartless rascal. 你这个无情的流氓
Please.
Oh, why must I bear His cross? 为什么我必须承受他的十字架？
(PIANO KEYS BANGING)
You have some nerve tormenting a woman laden with tragedy. 你真忍心折磨一个可怜的女人
Stan down sir.
Can't you see Honey's vulnerable? 你没看见她的脆弱？
Gently, Mr. Wayne. 文静点儿
How dare you bring tears upon her? 你怎么忍心教她流泪？
You are entirely mistaken. 你全搞错了
She needs protection, care and love, not a bully. 她需要保护、关怀和爱，而不是欺凌
That's very impressive, both of you. 你们非常令人印象深刻
Thank you, but I am quite alright. 谢谢你，但我很好
Now relinquish your lock at once. 现在马上放弃
[SHOEROPE] With pleasure. 很高兴
You escaped me this time young Tommy, 这次你逃过了我的眼睛，小汤米
but beware should you begin to bully anew, 但是，如果你再欺负人，就要小心
I shall not hesitate. 我将毫不犹豫
(MR. WERNER GIGGLING)
Sit down, sir.
Curse you. 诅咒你
Frau Honey, it is a noble tradition of the Fatherland 夫人，这是祖国的一个优良传统
to warm and delight those in distress, 来温暖和愉悦那些处于困境的人
particularly when the damsel in question possesses 特别是当有关的女郎拥有
such aesthetic charms as thee. 像你这样的审美魅力
Allow me? 允许我？
Oh, I'm touched by your concern, 你的关心让我很感动
but I really am quite fine.
Nothing a wash of absinthe won't flush away. 没有什么是苦艾酒冲不掉的
Absolutely out of the proverbial question. 绝对不是传说中的问题
(HONEY AND MR. WERNER LAUGHING)
Oh, bless you, you dear, dear soul.
We are yet to be formally introduced. 我们还没有被正式介绍
Mr. Werner.
- Mr. Wayne. - I know,
I heard the name on stage. 我在台上听到了这个名字
Congratulations are in order on account of your triumph, 对你的胜利表示祝贺
you insensitive critter. 你个不敏感的小动物
You've misinterpreted the situation. 你误解了情况
I saw you harass her with my own eyes. 我亲眼见你骚扰了她
I did nothing of the sort. 我没有做这样的事
Are you calling me a liar? 你说我是骗子吗？
Mr. Wayne is my chaperone for the evening.
You must understand
my new found difficulties in being alone, 我新发现的，孤独的困难
especially one such as I, the physical beast 特别是像我这样的人面野兽
that I am burdened with being. 我所负担的
It is no beast of burden, Frau Honey. 不是野兽，夫人
Really?
Hmm.
Please refrain from calling me Frau, won't you? 请不要叫我夫人，好吗？
In the absence of my beloved 在我失去了丈夫后
I've rather reverted to Fraulein. 我恢复了原来的身份
Oh. 是的
Fraulein Honey, a German weiner-schnitzel correctly prepared 小姐，正确准备德国炸肉饼
and consumed offers unparalleled levels of comfort. 和消费提供了无与伦比的舒适水平
I remain, as ever, in your service. 我将一如既往地为你服务
Hmm, what a fascinating proposition. 嗯，多么迷人的提议
Yeah.
I find myself without the appetite this evening however. 然而，我发现自己今天晚上没有胃口
Mr. Wayne and I are rather building up 韦恩先生和我正在建立
to a moment of passion. 激情的时刻
Surely, a prerequisite of the evening. 当然，这是晚会的一个先决条件
(GIGGLING)
(MR. WERNER SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
How very cultured a chaperone. 多么有教养的一个陪护啊
Sex as a prerequisite. 性是前提条件
(GIGGLING)
Mr. Werner, please.
(GIGGLING)
What filth. 肮脏的东西
Oh, Mein Fuhrer will positively rejoice 元首将积极欢欣鼓舞
when I inform him of such etiquette. 当我告诉他这种礼仪时
As so I am currently rejoicing. 我目前欢欣鼓舞
Romance is not his forte. 爱情不是他的强项
("NAZI ROCK" BY SERGE GAINSBOURG)
(SONG PLAYING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(FESTIVE MUSIC)
Huzzah!
[SHOEROPE] Commissioner.
(OLD WEST THEME MUSIC)
So there he is. 所以他就在那里
What do you want, Shoerope?
Or should I call you Mr. Wayne?
Please excuse us, won't you kind sir? 请原谅，你不愿意吗？先生
(OLD WEST THEME MUSIC)
You have some talking to do. 你有一些谈话要做
Come again?
Enough of your mischief, Commissioner. 你的恶作剧够多了
Watch your mouth Shoerope, remember who it is I am. 记住我是谁
I'm not so sure anymore.
Another word, I'll rip the guts from your garters. 我要从你的吊袜带上撕下内脏
If anybody's doing any any ripping, it's me. 如果有人在做任何撕扯，那就是我
Come here!
Stand still and receive what's coming your way! 站在原地，接受即将到来的一切！
You stand still young bum, and receive 站住，年轻的流浪汉
what's coming your way! 什么是你的方式
I'm merely a moral messenger, but morality bites. 我只是道德信使，但是道德会咬人
Don't speak to me of morals, stop moving! 不要跟我说道德，别动！
I shan't stop moving until you admit all. 除非你承认一切，否则我不会停止行动
Admit what? 承认什么？
Your Hallow's Eve activities. 你的万圣节活动
My Hallow's Eve activities, what of yours? 我的，难道不是你的？
Mine? 我？
Yes, yours, you cheat. 没错，你是骗子
You're the cheat, she told me everything. 你就是那个骗子，她把一切都告诉了我
What, who?
Honey.
Oh, stop this blasted running at once. 立即停止这该死的跑步
Fine.
Commissioner.
Commissioner sir, are you well?
No, I'm not.
I'm an aged man who's still aging. 我是一个衰弱的老人
Bring me my drink.
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)
Commissioner!
Shut your trap you obnoxious little beaver, 闭嘴，你这个讨厌的小海狸
before I shut it for you. 在我为你关闭它之前
Get off me! 为我！
That's it.
There we are, much better.
(BEES BUZZING)
("FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE")
It should have been me victorious, but you came along, 本该我胜利，你却出现了
or should I say Mr. Wayne came along, you rogue, 你这个流氓
- you libertine... - Commissioner!
Put my balls back in your mouth!
I know of your vulgar elicit relations with Honey. 我清楚你和那女人的下流勾当
What?
You plan to partake in a treat with one another 你们打算互相款待一下
this very Hallow's Eve.
Treat? 款待？
I think it despicable. 我认为这很卑鄙
Shoerope, I'm a happily married man, how dare you! 我已经结婚了，你怎么敢？
She told me of the nasties you were whispering 她告诉我，你在低声说的那些坏话
when I spied you both earlier, don't play dumb. 当我刚才看到你们俩的时候，别装傻了
We were whispering nothing of the sort. 我们没有说什么悄悄话
It was your fraudulent victory I was vexing over. 我所烦恼的是你的欺诈性胜利
Excuse me?
The costume you fool, the costume! 你这个傻瓜服装！
I was informing Honey of my utter discontent 我在告诉对她的完全不满
that annually I attend this shambolic shindig, 我每年都会参加这个混乱的聚会
having spent the many preceding months contemplating 在之前数月里，他一直在思考
and planning and deliberating with my dear, 与我爱妻商议
dear wife as to what costumes we shall be sporting, 亲爱的妻子，我们应该穿什么样的服装
and annually we are left empty handed. 每年我们都是空手而归
What?
We even practiced the apple-bobbing together. 我们甚至还一起练习了晃动苹果
Blast you rotten! 炸死你
Practice? 练习？
My wife's marvelous at grabbing those fruits. 我的妻子很善于抓取这些水果
She'll be wonderful when her time finally comes. 当她的时间最终到来时，她会很出色
Oh, get up you imbecile. 起来，你这个低能
A nomination would suffice, alas not even a sniff. 一个提名就够了，可惜连闻都没闻到
But Honey told me of your physical act of pleasure. 但她告诉我，你的身体愉悦行为
Physical pleasure?
There is no pleasure.
So,
so Honey was...
Did I not order you to disbelieve any word 难道我没有命令你，不相信任何一个字吗？
that comes from her insane mouth? 出自她那疯狂的嘴？
Yes Commissioner, you did.
Heed my order. 听从我的命令
Then why did you suspiciously run as I approached? 那你为什么在我走近时可疑地跑开？
Frustration. 挫折感
Envy. 羡慕
Shame. 耻辱
Disappointment in the heat of the moment. 热闹中的失望
Oh, how shall I face my sugarplum? 我应该如何面对我的糖葫芦？
I'm a winner by definition. 根据定义，我乃赢家
I wanted to win so dearly this year of all years. 我非常想在今年赢得所有年份的比赛
You could have faced me? 你可以面对我吗？
Oh, no I couldn't, I had to run and hide 不，我做不到，我必须逃避
in this very room and play billiards, the coward I am. 就在这个房间里打台球，我是个胆小鬼
I'm appalling. 骇人听闻
I'm quite amazing at billiards though, I never lose. 我台球打得很好，从来没有输过
How victories feed the spirit and replenish the soul. 胜利如何喂养精神和补充灵魂
So there is no...
Nothing.
No of course not.
The only holes I shall fill are on this here table. 我将填补的唯一漏洞是在这张桌子上
(MUSIC PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND)
The cruel spectrum of life. 生命的残酷光谱
Honey,
the victor, year in, year out, 胜利者，年复一年
and I, the perpetual loser. 我却永远是失败者
Have you considered Commissioner, 你是否考虑过
the code of etiquette that stipulates 礼节性的规定
those withstanding their natal day shall reign victorious 胜为王，败者寇
throughout any competitive endeavor? 内卷之中，如何努力都是如此？
Natal day? 生日？
Honey's birthday.
Who told you that?
- Honey. - My order, Shoerope.
What?
Heed my bloody order, it's not her birthday! 听我说，今天不是她的生日！
What?
Not a syllable uttered from her lips should land true 从她嘴里说出的每一个音节都不会是真的
upon your naive ears. 在你天真的耳朵里
Commissioner I feel awfully... 我感到非常...
Whatever am I going to do with you? 我要对你做什么？
Awfully, slight in this very moment... 糟糕的是，在这个非常时刻……
Shoerope, shoerope, what's the matter?
Commissioner you'll have to excuse me.
Shoerope?
(DRAMATIC THEME MUSIC)
Shoerope!
For the sake of God, Shoerope!
(DRAMATIC THEME MUSIC)
(SERENE MUSIC)
(SOFT MUSIC)
Inspector Shoerope?
Wake up, darling.
There you are.
Honey.
Honey is that you?
Yours truly.
How are you feeling?
I'm feeling very
heavy, actually. 沉重，实际上
Of course you are, you took quite a tumble. 自然，你摔得很惨
Yes.
Yes, I suppose I did. 我想我做到了
You really must endeavor to match every glass of liquor 你真的必须努力，匹配每一杯白酒
with a dash of fresh air or 带着一丝新鲜空气
splash of water at the very least. 至少要有一瓢水
[SHOEROPE] Right.
Have a sip on this, there's a drop of my 喝一口这个，有一滴我的
homemade honey mixed within, you'll feel right as rain. 自制的蜂蜜混在里面，你会感觉像下雨一样
Mmm.
Delicious. 美味
You keep your own bees? 你自己养蜜蜂？
In memory of my deceased husband, you see. 你知道，纪念我的亡夫
It wasn't just me he kept. 他保留的不仅仅是我
He was a bee enthusiast of nearly half a century. 他是半个世纪的蜜蜂爱好者
They make wonderful companions. 他们是美好的伴侣
It would taste so. 它的味道会很好
(SOFT MUSIC)
Honey.
I confronted Commissioner regarding the physical act 我就身体行为与专员对峙
of pleasure between you and he. 你和他之间的快乐
And?
It would seem you've misled me. 看来你误导了我
Have I not welcomed you into my home with grace? 难道我没有，欢迎你到我家吗？
You have.
And,
are you not in my employment? 你不在我的工作范围内吗？
You did call me hither, which plants me in your service. 你叫我到这里来，使我为你服务
And have I not, on a more personal note, 我是否基于个人角度来看
been most hospitable? 热情好客的吗？
I would again, have to agree. 我再次不得不同意
Then why do you doubt my word against his? 那你为什么怀疑我的话，反对他的话？
He is Commissioner.
And a married man to boot. 而且是一个已婚男人
He's established his faithfulness. 他已经确立了他的信实
Commissioner or no, he has thus far proven impotent 无论是否为专员，他都被证明是无能为力
in his lame attempts to solve the despicable crime 在他蹩脚的试图解决卑鄙的罪行中
of the murder of my husband.
It's an ongoing investigation. 这是一个正在进行的调查
So the killer is at large, in this very house, 凶手在逃，就在这所房子里
at this very exact precise moment! 在这个非常精确的时刻
You have my sympathy. 我对你表示同情
I don't want your fucking sympathy!
I want justice.
He did further make me aware that today 他确实让我意识到
is not in fact your birthday. 今天不是你的生日
Inspector Shoerope.
It appears all the cats are rather out of the bag. 看来所有的猫都已经出包了
You apparently think that every word I speak 你显然认为我说的每一个字
is without an ounce of truth. 没有一丝一毫的真实
Not even a syllable? 连一个音节都没有？
That is exactly what I think. 这正是我所想的
You may leave.
It is peculiar no fellow reveler has spoken a word 奇特的是，没有一个狂欢者说过一句话
of your birthday.
All I know of it is what you and only you have mentioned. 我所知道的就是你，而且只有你提到的那些
I insist you depart. 我坚持要你离开
Don't let anger veil the truth. 不要让愤怒掩盖真相
I urge you to understand my predicament 我敦促你理解我的困境
and the subsequent conclusion to which it has led me. 导致了我后来的结论
It is smart indeed to ask for understanding 要求理解确实是明智之举
when he who asks has nil. 当问的人没有钱的时候
I willingly informed you today was my natal day because, 我诚实地告诉你，今天是我的生日
well because...
I took an immediate liking to you, Inspector Shoerope. 我立即对你产生了好感
A liking of the aesthetic sort. 审美的那种好感
And you are alone in your awareness of it being so, 而你是独自意识到它是如此
for reasons of vanity. 因为虚荣心
If it is a crime for a woman to lament 如果女人哀叹也是犯罪
the passing of time, 时间流逝
the betrayal of her beauty, 对她美丽的背叛
the dawning of old age and ultimately, 老年的曙光，最终
the tidings of death, 死亡的讯号
then consider me a criminal in the first degree. 那么就认为我是一级罪犯
And if these tears are interpreted by you 如果这些眼泪被你解释为
as the crocodile variety, 鳄鱼的品种
then I command you cast your cynical eye 那么，你的愤世嫉俗
on the birth certificate I keep framed 在我的出生证明上
next to the marriage certificate of me 在我的结婚证旁边
and my dear deceased husband on the side of the bed 和我亡夫的床边
that he would be inhabiting. 他将会居住在这里
If it weren't for the minor detail of his brutal murder 如果不是因为他被残忍地杀害
in this very home only a year ago today. 就在一年前的今天，就在这个家里
Here.
I sincerely hope that you enjoy the read. 我真诚地希望你喜欢阅读
(SOFT DRAMATIC THEME)
Bugger. 讨厌
(SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Tatiana!
I'm looking for Honey, have you seen her?
Honey, Honey!
(PUNCHING AND GRUNTING)
[COMMISSIONER] I'm positive it's the exact one. 我很肯定这是一个确切的例子
[MR. CONICK] Agreed. 同意
[MR. WERNER] The very moment he stepped foot on stage, 就在他踏上舞台的那一刻
I too was convinced. 我也被说服了
(SHOEROPE COUGHING)
[MR. CONICK] Quick, he's coming to.
Look busy, chaps.
(COUGHING)
Mr. Conick.
Mr. Werner.
Commissioner.
Rise and shine, Shoerope.
Whatever's going on?
We're in the kitchen.
Yes, yes, I see that.
Why am I tied up?
Gentlemen, is this a game?
You're in deep, Shoerope.
She likes you, a mystery as to why but it is so.
What, who?
Honey.
And what of it?
She spreads her affection rather thin. 她把她的感情分散得相当薄
With affection comes a weakness, trust. 有了感情就有了弱点，即信任
Trust?
Trust.
We want you to do something for us,
something vital for our cause. 对我们的事业至关重要的东西
Kidnapping and then roping me to a chair 绑架，把我绑在椅子上
is a curious approach when asking a favor. 一个求人的奇怪方法
I rather enjoyed roping a certain Inspector Shoerope. 我喜欢绳索的捆绑
(LAUGHING)
It is no favor and you will be heavily rewarded. 这不是什么恩惠，你会得到大量回报
Financially. 财务
Get Honey into this kitchen before the evening is out. 在晚上结束之前，让她进入这个厨房
Excuse me?
Bring her in, that's it, and that's all.
(LAUGHING)
Forgive my hesitation gentlemen but this is most suspicious. 请原谅我的犹豫，先生们，这是最令人怀疑的
Oh, just do it.
Are you barmy? 你疯了吗？
Wait.
The kitchen.
Wait, it can't really be.
Honey's husband, a year ago?
Eureka.
You brutes, you murderers! 你们这些野蛮人，你们这些杀人犯！
Commissioner, you traitor! 你这个叛徒！
It's business, Shoerope.
Congratulations, and welcome aboard. 欢迎加入
Business my left foot, you're criminals. 经营我的左脚，你是罪犯
We are all serving the great Mein Fuhrer
and you too are now under his splendid command. 你现在也在他，英明指挥之下
You're under arrest. 你被捕了
(CHUCKLING)
Commissioner it's not too late, get them!
The only one getting got is Honey, tonight,
in this very room.
Why are you doing such a thing?
Money, Inspector Shoerope.
You animals.
We dispatched of Honey's husband a year ago
intending for to obtain this marvelous property. 试图获得这一奇妙的财产
The old fool wouldn't sell, you see, 那个老傻瓜不愿意卖
but upon the owner's death, 但在主人死后
the title of the estate rightfully returns to my family. 遗产的所有权，理所当然地属于我家
I then can purchase it from the Conicks 我可以从Conicks那里购买它
on behalf of Mein Fuhrer. 代表我的元首
An idyllic rural stronghold. 一个田园诗般的乡村据点
And after our mighty German invasion of your British Isles, 而在我强大的德意志帝国，对你们不列颠小岛解放之后
this home will serve as our perfect 这所房子将作为我们完美
United Kingdom headquarters. 联合王国总部
Invasion? 解放？
A great war is looming, Inspector Shoerope. 一场伟大的战争正在迫近
Long live the Fatherland, yah? 祖国万岁，是吗？
(LAUGHING)
This is insanity. 这是精神错乱
(LAUGHING)
An act of complete sanity, I assure you. 我向你保证，这是完全理智的行为
(STOMPING CANE TO THE GROUND)
Only that Honey's husband, the shrewd nitwit he was, 只有她的丈夫，是个精明的傻瓜
secretly registered the title of the estate in Honey's name, 秘密将遗产的所有权登记在她的名下
and our perfectly orchestrated murder a year ago 还有我们一年前完美策划的谋杀案
came to nothing. 结果是一无所获
There are many estates like it, purchase another. 有很多像这样的庄园，再买一个
This is the finest property in England. 这是英格兰最好的房产
You won't find any better. 你不会找到更好的了
And Mein Fuhrer only wants the best.
And Commissioner, you've been an accomplice all along, 你一直都是帮凶
perverting the course of justice as only a commissioner can? 颠倒是非，只有专员才能这样做？
A man is capable of anything for the right figure, 对于合适的人物，一个人是可以做任何事情的
as you'll soon discover. 你很快就会发现
How can you live with yourself? 你怎么能跟自己过不去？
The Germans are brewing a second world war 德国人正在酝酿第二次的世界大战
and you're in aid in the inevitable demise of our country, 而你是在帮助我们国家不可避免的消亡
if not the entire globe. 如果不是整个地球的话
War is an economic tool and I mean for to be 战争是一种经济工具，我指的是
a key craftsman. 一个关键的工匠
I won't do it.
Out of the question. 出了问题
(MR. WERNER SIGHING)
There is no question.
None at all. 根本就没有
You haven't the liberty of choice. 你没有选择的自由
(KNOCKING AT THE DOOR)
When I was a young girl doing the learning 当我还是一个年轻女孩时是在学习
of the birds and of the bees, I had to educate a boy, 我必须教育一个男孩，因为我是鸟儿和蜜蜂的主人
Jean Paul.
How I loved Jean Paul.
I gave him everything. 我给了他一切
I gave him all my hopes and all my smiles and all my dreams. 我所有的希望、所有的笑容和所有的梦想都给了他
And he in return gave me everything, too. 而他作为回报，也给了我一切
A summer of passion, 一个充满激情的夏天
beautiful passion.
When the weather fell cold and the autumn arrived, 当天气变冷，秋天到来时
I traveled to Paris, avec my darling mother, 我去了巴黎，带着家母
to purchase a jacket. 来买一件外套
I was feeling quite chilly in the farm, you see. 我在农场里感到很冷
The first jacket I tried on fitted perfectly, my body. 我试穿的第一件外套非常合身
It was tight on the waist and smooth on my derrière, voila! 它在腰部收紧，使我的臀部很光滑，瞧！这就是它的好处
When we returned home some hours early, 当我们提前几个小时回到家
see Jean Paul wasn't really used to seeing me wear 你懂的，让-保罗并不习惯我的穿着
a lot of clothes. 大量的衣服
So I ran to his house, wearing the jacket I want him to see 所以我跑到他家，穿着我想让他看到的外套
because it looks so pretty. 因为它看起来太漂亮了
I climb the stairs, I tiptoe to the door of his bedroom 我爬上楼梯，蹑手蹑脚走到他卧室门口
and I pushed it slowly open. 我把门慢慢推开
And more open,
and more open,
and there was my JP.
And just like you, at this moment, he was in the ropes, 就像你一样，在这一刻，他也在绳索中
and just like you, at this moment, he was with three men.
But naked was my JP and naked was them all.
So before you become naked,
I'll say what I said to my dear JP,
what is wrong with women?
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)
Thank you for the milk, au revoir.
Bang!
(MR. WERNER SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
What a perfect imbecile was JP. JP是一个多么完美的低能儿
Don't be an imbecile too, Shoerope. 不要也成为一个低能儿
Get Honey
into this kitchen.
# It had to be you
# I wandered around
# And finally found
# That somebody who
# Could make me be true
# Could make me feel blue
# And even be glad
# Just to be sad
# Thinking of you
# Some others I've seen
# Might never be mean
I'm fulled to the brim with apologies, Honey. 我已经满怀歉意了
Can you forgive me? 你能原谅我吗？
Any woman worth her salt can find forgiveness 任何有价值的女人，在心里都有宽恕的理由
in her heart.
And I wish you the happiest of birthdays. 我祝你生日快乐
In fact I should very much like to give you a gift. 事实上，我非常想给你一份礼物
How exciting. 多么令人兴奋
A most treasured present. 一个最值得珍惜的礼物
Go on.
Well, it appears a considerably 似乎是一个相当大的
scandalous scent still lingers. 难闻的气味仍然萦绕
Yes.
The trailing of said scent has led me to one place. 追踪这气味，我找到了一个地方
Where's that?
The kitchen.
I have previously informed you that the murder took place 我告诉过你，谋杀就发生在这个房间
in that very room, have I not?
You have.
And so it is my conclusion that the kitchen 因此，我的结论是厨房
is where I must be at the precise moment of the anniversary 在周年纪念日，你的亡夫必须在的地方
of your husband's death.
You must do whatever is required to solve the crime, 你必须做任何必要的事情来破案
the success of which would without doubt be 毋庸置疑，它的成功将是
a thrilling gift to unwrap. 一份令人激动的礼物
If I'm right in assuming it's of that nature? 如果我的推理是正确的话
Of course.
The bestowing excites me to my very core. 赐予让我兴奋到极点
This gift however does necessitate your involvement. 然而，这份礼物确实需要你的参与
Aside from my receiving it, I can't fathom what you mean. 除了我收到它之外，我无法理解你的意思
I should like, 我应该喜欢
you see,
for you to accompany me. 让你陪伴我
Excuse me?
This is the final piece of the puzzle, and you, 这是拼图的最后一块，而你
the facilitator of the picture we're piecing together, 正是在玩拼图的人
need to be present upon placing that defining segment. 关键之所在
Release me. 放了我
Honey.
I refuse to entertain such a gross idea. 我拒绝这个恶心的想法
(SOFT DRAMATIC THEME)
Honey!
Allow me to explain. 请允许我解释一下
Remove your presumptuous hands from me. 把你的手从我身上移开
The very truly last thing anyone would have me do 任何人都不愿意让我做真正的最后一件事
in this fucking world is precisely what you requested. 这个该死的世界，正是你所要求的
Wild horses couldn't drag me near. 野马不能把我拖近
In matters solving a murder mystery, 在解决一个谋杀之谜的问题
one must go to extreme lengths. 一个人必须走到极端的长度
Of that I'm not aware, look around at my efforts. 对此我并不清楚，看看我的努力
[SHOEROPE] So don't jeopardize reaping their rewards. 所以不要危及收获他们的回报
Honey, look at me.
I refuse to share your foolhardy glance. 我拒绝分享你愚蠢的目光
Trust my professional judgment. 相信我的专业判断
My trust in you is on tenterhooks. 我对你的信任是提心吊胆的
You've doubted numerous pieces of information 你已经怀疑了无数的信息
I've offered you, 我已经为你提供了
including the intimate details of my date of birth. 包括我的出生日期等私密细节
I can only apologize. 我只能表示歉意
Oh, fuck your apology! 去你的歉意
(THUNDER CRACKLING SOFTLY)
What is it you would have me do? 你想让我做什么？
It's not uncommon for the murderer to revisit 凶手重访的情况并不少见
the scene of their crime. 他们的犯罪现场
I shall murder the murderer myself if that's the case. 果真如此，我将亲自杀了凶手
Allow me to take charge of their comeuppance. 请允许我负责他们的报应
Then my contribution is what? 那么我的贡献是什么？
I believe the criminal may have set their sights upon you. 我相信罪犯可能已经把目光投向了你
Me?
You're directly in their cross-hairs, I believe. 我相信，你直接处于他们的瞄准线上
So I'm your fucking bait. 所以我是你的诱饵
Do you trust me?
Do you?
If we neglect this final ray of light 如果我们忽略了这最后一丝光亮
that shines upon the mystery, 照耀着神秘的
the truth may forever remain in the dark. 真相可能永远在黑暗中
I shall make sure no ill will come of it, 我确保不会有任何不良后果
it will pass as a fleeting moment. 它将作为一个转瞬即逝的时刻
By my side?
With proximity we share right this second. 在这一秒，我们分享的是近距离
Very well.
(TENSE THEME MUSIC)
(MR. CONICK SHOUTING)
No, no, no you fool!
(MR. WERNER SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Disgrace to the Fatherland! 祖国的耻辱
Too much?
We are not pirates! 我们不是海盗
You're meant to stab the woman, 你注定要刺伤那个女人
not scare her like a schoolboy! 而不是像个小学生一样吓唬她
Simply jump in and quietly and quickly, stick it in. 只需跳进去，悄悄地、快速地，插进去
Try again.
Why must it be me?
I'm certainly not doing your dirty work. 我当然不是在做你的脏活
I had my fun last year, taking a life is good for you, 去年我找到了自己的乐趣，拿命换钱对你来说是好事
it'll give you a real zest for your own. 这将使你对自己的工作产生真正的热情
Yah, one more time.
Fine, tell me when.
[COMMISSIONER] The door is opening,
she take two steps forward. 她向前走了两步
And now!
Yah!
Yah, there you go, very good.
[COMMISSIONER] Huzzah.
What if it's him on this side instead? 如果是他在这一边呢？
He'll go down easy, then move on to her. 他将会很轻松地倒下，然后继续向她前进
I have no respect for Shoerope's wellbeing. 我不尊重他的福祉
Good.
Switch off the lights and let's assume positions. 关上灯，让我们假设一下位置
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
[MR. WERNER] Positions.
(CAPER MUSIC)
Coo-ey?
Hello?
Mr. Conick are you in here?
Mr. Conick?
[MR. CONICK] Tatiana!
Oh, I knew it, you rascal you. 你这个流氓
What is she doing?
Hello gentlemen, what a lovely surprise.
- Get her out. - Right away!
Excuse me?
Tatiana you must leave.
I am no dog to be ordered around. 我不是任人摆布的狗
Bugger off! 滚开！
I'm not going anywhere thank you very much, 我哪儿也不去，非常感谢你
and I'm certainly not leaving until I get an apology 我当然不会离开，直到我得到道歉
for such impolite and unwelcoming behavior. 对于这种无礼行为
You are not welcome, hence the behavior, out! 这里不欢迎你，滚出去
This is the 20th century sir, show some respect. 先生，这里是二十世纪，放尊重点
I'll find you later, Tatiana you must leave. 我稍后去找你，你必须得离开
Just one little bump you scoundrel. 只是小小碰撞，你这个恶棍
Sod off, will you? 滚开，好吗？
Don't be so rude! 别这么粗鲁
(MR. WERNER SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Out!
How dare you. 你怎么敢这么说
Bugger off!
Enough!
Here, here, here, quickly.
Here.
Well, at least there's one person present 至少有一个人在场
generous of spirit. 慷慨的精神
Thank you, Mr. Conick.
Ooh!
I'll have a quickie. 我将有一个快餐
Oh!
Bang, bang!
- Oh! - Oh, indeed.
Oh, double bang!
Oh, go on then.
A little bump won't hurt. 撞一下也无妨
Huzzah!
Wunderbar!
Oh bang!
Oh!
- Huzzah! - Wunderbar!
Bang!
# I have a one track mind
# Figure I dream about you every night #
# Picturing your face
Well,
here we are.
There's one more detail Honey. 还有一个细节
A final request. 最后一个请求
Yes?
What is it?
# East side I'm running away
# East side I'm running away oh #
# East side I'm running away
# East side I'm running away oh #
# You west end clubs got nothing to say #
# Yeah a three-day bender such an unholy thing #
# West you're dead
# Must be my savior
# Crucify me on the pavement
# And I drink at night
# And the mornings take their toll #
# But it's better than feeling fine #
# Cause at least when I'm hungover #
# You are off my mind
# That beats me being sober lying awake at night #
# Where my head starts to play tricks #
# That's where it's crossed my mind #
# You've found another boy to keep you warm at night #
# Well if you have a hope that he does treat you right #
# Cause when you are with me you know how hard I try #
# Oh girl I loved you like no other #
# I would give my life
# Oh I'd give my life
# East side I'm running away
# East side I'm running away oh #
# East side I'm running away
# East side I'm running away oh #
Mr. Wayne, Honey!
Honey, Mr. Wayne?
Positions, quick! 岗位，快！
[TATIANA] Oh, this is fun, you're it!
Freeze!
Yay, freeze, stuck in the mud. 冻死了，陷在泥里了
Mr. Wayne, what are you doing?
Shoerope you fool, what do you think you're up to?
You're under arrest. 你被逮捕了
Who's Shoerope?
Don't be daft, put the gun down. 别犯傻了
Not so fast Inspector Shoerope.
Inspector?
Will somebody please tell me what on earth is happening? 谁能告诉我到底发生了什么？
Surprise Honey, get behind me gentleman.
And what about me?
Damned if I care. 该死的，如果我关心
Behind me Tatiana. 在我身后
So Inspector Shoerope, you are an imbecile after all, 你毕竟是个低能的人
just like little French Jean Paul.
These are my terms. 这些是我的条款
You will lay down your weapon and step aside, 放下武器，站在一边
leaving Honey in plain of sight to receive my lethal bullet. 让她在众目睽睽下，接受我致命的子弹
What?
Give up Mr. Werner, your scheme is over. 你的计划已经结束
Quite the contrary, my scheme is thriving. 恰恰相反，我的计划正在茁壮成长
We have no hesitation in laying a trail 我们毫不犹豫地铺设了一条线索
of discrete deaths to possess this home. 离散死亡来拥有这个家
Oh God, no.
The more bodies, the greater the crime. 尸体越多，罪行越大
How foolish are you, young Tommy. 你是多么的愚蠢
Wait!
Inspector Shoerope will step aside,
allowing you to do with me what you will, 允许你对我，做你想做的事
so long as you permit an ultimate desire. 只要你允许一个最终的愿望
Honey, I don't...
A moment.
Specify said desire. 具体说明上述愿望
Before you end my life, 在你结束我的生命之前
blowing me into the heavens where I may spend eternity 把我吹到天上，让我在那里度过永恒的时光
with my beloved, 与我所爱的人
permit me one last moment 请允许我最后说一句话
of sordid, earthly lust. 肮脏的、世俗的欲望
Continue. 继续
My dying wish. 我的遗愿
Your lips upon mine.
Honey?
You naughty girl.
- Huzzah. - Bang!
Silence you fools!
Come again Honeysuckle?
Your lips, 你的嘴唇
Mein Fuhrer.
Once more? 再来一次？
Mein Fuhrer. 我的司机
Step aside, Inspector Shoerope.
Honey?
Thank you Inspector Shoerope.
Step aside! 靠边站！
It will be my life's great tragedy having 这将是我一生中最大的悲剧
to rid you of yours. 来摆脱你的
I hate to bring tragedy upon a being 我讨厌把悲剧带给一个生命
for whom I possess such passion. 我对他们拥有这样的热情
My hand,
although held before, 虽然之前举行过
longs to be clutched. 渴望被攥住
Does it? 有吗？
Endless evenings in each other's embrace. 在彼此的怀抱中度过无尽的夜晚
This home will become yours in holy matrimony. 这个家将成为你神圣的婚姻
It would? 会吗？
Warm bed, soft skin. 温暖的床，柔软的肌肤
But first, 但首先
kiss and mend my brokenhearted lips 亲吻我破碎的心
so I may utter the crucial word 所以我可以说出关键的字
in response to your fateful question 作为对你致命问题的回应
with wholesome sincerity. 以健康的诚意
We shall kiss but know this, 我们将接吻，知道这一点
I haven't the penchant nor the aptitude 我没有兴趣，也没有能力
to take your soiled hand. 来接过你的脏手
War is now my mistress and my bride.
Then let me be 那就让我成为
your fucking bitch.
("FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLE BEE")
(COMMISSIONER SCREAMING)
(BEES BUZZING)
Fuck, fuck, we did it.
We did what?
Why is everyone wanting to kill each other?
Do you love Mr. Werner, does Mr. Werner love you?
Why, why, what just happened?
364 days of exhaustive preparation going precisely 364天的详尽准备
to plan is exactly what happened, my darling Tatiana. 计划正是发生的事情
You knew, you knew of their mischievous scheme all along. 你一直都知道他们的罪恶计划
I had my suspicions as soon as I discovered 我一发现就有了怀疑
this home was Honey's own. 自己的家
You see my darling deceased husband grew so stubborn 我亲爱的亡夫如此顽固
in his old age, and though I imagined he never thought 在他的晚年，虽然他从沒想过
it would lead to his ultimate decline, 这将导致他最终的衰退
his signing our home solely into my fucking name 他把我们的家，完全签到我的名下
was rather foreboding. 相当不祥的预感
And you never thought to inform me? 你从没想过通知我？
Oh, I wanted to, so dearly I really, 我想，我真的很想
really did but I had to be sure. 真是这样，但我必须确保
I had to allow our plan to complete. 计划的完成
I thought you had left me, that you were going to betray me 我以为你已经离开了我，以为你会背叛我
and let them kill me. 甚至会杀了我
Then you proposed that costume switch in the corridor 然后你提出在走廊上的服装开关
and I knew we were good. 我知道我们很优秀
I've been your pawn this entire evening. 整个晚上，我都是你的棋子
You've been my knight and now your queen 你曾是我的骑士，现在是你的女王
desires her agreed moment of passion. 她同意的激情时刻
So,
you're not Mr. Wayne?
No Tatiana.
Oh,
what about me?
What about you?
What do I do?
That's it for the party until next year my darling. 派对就到此为止，直到明年
(EERIE MUSIC)
Honey?
[HONEY] Yes?
Come and have a look.
It was here we first met. 我们就是在这里第一次见面
Brilliant, you're the perfect size. 聪明，你是完美的尺寸
Well, aren't we the crime-busting pair? 好吧，我们不就是打击犯罪的人吗？
We've only saved the world and solved the murder-mystery. 我们只是拯救了世界，解决了谋杀之谜
However will I thank you? 然而我会感谢你吗？
You already have. 你已经有了
Really, and how, pray tell, have I? 真的，请告诉我，我是如何做到的？
There is something I haven't quite managed to grasp, 有件事我还没能完全掌握
despite the revealing light of day. 尽管白天的光线很明显
Yes?
Did you really intend to share 你是否真的打算分享
a Hallow's Eve treat with Commissioner?
There is but a simple rule to success, 成功只有一个简单的规则
never reveal your secrets. 永远不要泄露你的秘密
But with those who vow to keep them. 但与那些发誓要守住它们的人
Of course I didn't darling.
Due to our not seeing eye to eye over the past year, 由于我们在过去一年中没有看对眼
I assumed Commissioner would try swaying you 我以为行政长官会试着动摇你
to his corrupted side by questioning my integrity, 通过质疑我的正直，向他堕落的一面
so I quickly assembled a bizarre scenario to cast doubt 因此，我很快就组建了一个奇怪的场景，以引起怀疑
over the puzzle he assembled to bury justice. 在他为埋葬正义，而组装的拼图
So, Commissioner was truly lamenting losing 所以，行政长官是真的在感叹失去了
the costume contest when I spied you both whispering? 当我发现你们在窃窃私语时，我的服装大赛？
A savage competitive streak possess the fucker. 一个野蛮竞争条纹拥有这个混蛋
My treats are for you, 我请客是为了你
and you alone. 和你一个人
Although, 虽然
there was another purpose for my little white lie. 我的小谎言还有一个目的
[SHOEROPE] Yes?
I wanted to make you a tiny bit, 我想给你做一点儿
just a touch, jealous. 只是有一点，妒忌
That's quite a sting you've sprung upon me. 你给我带来了很大的刺痛
With the sting comes the sweet, 伴随刺痛而来的是甜蜜
Inspector Shoerope.
After all, 毕竟
bees make honey.
("I FOUGHT THE LAW" BY THE CLASH)
# Breakin' rocks in the hot sun #
# I fought the law and'a the law won #
# I needed money 'cause I had none #
# I fought the law and'a the law won #
# I fought the law and'a
[SINGER] Are you ready for this one?
Yeah?
# Oh baby
# You are everything to me
# Can't you see
# I would take the stars out of the sky for you #
# Stop the rain from falling if you ask me to #
# I'd do anything for you
# Your wish is my command
# I could move a mountain when your hand is in my hand #
# Words can not express how much you mean to me #
# There must be some other way to make you see #
# If it takes my heart and soul #
# You know I'll pay the price
# Everything that I possess I'd gladly sacrifice #
# Oh you to me are everything
# The sweetest song that I can sing #
# Oh baby
# To you I guess I'm just a clown #
# Who picks you up each time you're down #
# Oh baby
# You give me just a taste of love #
# To build my hopes upon
# You know you've got the power girl #
# To keep me holding on
# So now you've got the best of me #
# Come on and take the rest of me #
# Oh baby
# Yeah
# Oh baby
# Though you're close to me we seem so far apart #
# Maybe given time you'll have a change of heart #
# If it takes forever girl then I'm prepared to wait #
# The day you give your love to me won't be a day too late #
# Oh you to me are everything
# The sweetest song that I can sing #
# Oh baby
# To you I guess I'm just a clown #
# Who picks you up each time you're down #
# Oh baby
# You give me just a taste of love #
# To build my hopes upon
# You know you've got the power girl #
# To keep me holding on
# So now you've got the best of me #
# Come on and take the rest of me oh baby #
Yeah.
# Oh baby
OK, what we want everybody to do is to sing along 我们想让大家做的是一起唱歌
with the chorus, can you do that? 一起合唱，你能做到吗？
[AUDIENCE] Yeah!
[SINGER] Can you do that?
One, two, sing it!
# You to me are everything
# The sweetest song that I can sing #
# Oh baby
# Yeah
# You to me are everything
# The sweetest song that I can sing #
# Oh baby
[SINGER] Let's sing it to the music, come on!
# You give me just a taste of love #
# To build my hopes upon
# You know you've got the power girl #
# To keep me holding on
# So now you've got the best of me #
# Come on and take the rest of me #
# Oh baby
# You to me are everything
# The sweetest song that I can sing #
# Oh baby
# You to me are everything
# The sweetest song that I can sing #
# Oh baby
# You to me are everything
# The sweetest song that I can sing #
# Oh baby
# You to me are everything
# The sweetest song that I can sing #
# Oh baby oh baby
# You to me are everything
# The sweetest song that I can sing #
# Oh baby
[SINGER] Come on!
# Oh baby
[SINGER] Yeah.
# You to me are everything
# The sweetest song that I can sing #
# Oh baby
[SINGER] Thank you, goodnight.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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